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In Winsconsin, a town got hit with broken windows overnight. Of course naturally people start to think that some teenagers were on a crime spree. in a few monthes a cop was near a barber shop. thats when he sees an escape goat butting his head on the windows from seeing his reflection.
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04-24-2008, 02:29 PM
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04-24-2008, 03:09 PM
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Goats...hee hee.
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Hebrews 4:12 (New Living Translation [NLT]) 12 For the word of God is alive and powerful. It is sharper than the sharpest two-edged sword, cutting between soul and spirit, between joint and marrow. It exposes our innermost thoughts and desires. He Came To Demonstrate I Am For You, Not Against You. Romans 8:31
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04-24-2008, 03:24 PM
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I remember hearing about that! They had pictures & everything!
very funny!
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?
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04-24-2008, 11:36 PM
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How about this? A prisoner was spending some time collecting toilet paper for himself. but not with the purpose you maybe thinking about. he made a dummy machine gun and it looked like the "real thing". in a day, he fakes sick to go to the hospital. when he arrived at the clinic he pulled out his machine gun as he walked out of the van. in an instant, the weather started rain. in reaction, his replica machine gun dissolved.
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Or the guy who went into a bank and filled out a deposit slip and pretended he was depositing money, but instead he robbed the bank. However, he left the deposit slip with his name and other info on it. Then there's the guy who handed the clerk in a store a $20 bill and asked for change. When the clerk opened the register, the crook grabbed the money in the till and ran out. He got $15, and the store got his $20. |
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