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04-10-2008, 03:38 AM
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Just for fun - a lot of them are fake, some of them are true. Create your own, too! Have fun.
When I'm by myself, I do head banging while listening to my favorite music. I make little comedy shows with my dogs with funny little voices. I have secret identities on the internet! Shh! >_> Poke the person next to me, and start a POKING WAR. Boo YAH! Spy on everyone at CFS while you're not looking! w00t! Google Earth Spy.ZAPPR rocks. 
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As a Helper at CFS I am here to assist the members. I will try to help you as best as possible so please do not hesitate to come to me with any questions or concerns you may have. Jesus came here not condemn, but to save. Nature is God's gift to us. He loves it as much as He loves us, and we should give respect to Nature because believe it or not - it takes care of me and you more than you know. |
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04-10-2008, 04:30 AM
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If I only do those things when no one is looking, I’m sure not going to tell you guys.
 Actually, if I’ll paint my toenails with about 15 people in the room… there isn’t much I won’t do when people are looking. 
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Blessings to all Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. |
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04-10-2008, 05:24 PM
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Hey, I can't look! I'm over a computer screen! TEE HEE. AH HA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU GETTING YOUR NAILS PAINTED. Oh yeah, I'm sooooo smart. 
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As a Helper at CFS I am here to assist the members. I will try to help you as best as possible so please do not hesitate to come to me with any questions or concerns you may have. Jesus came here not condemn, but to save. Nature is God's gift to us. He loves it as much as He loves us, and we should give respect to Nature because believe it or not - it takes care of me and you more than you know. |
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04-11-2008, 04:06 AM
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He has a picture of it here somewhere though!!!!!!!
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04-11-2008, 04:15 AM
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And that lady who is getting ready to do the reflexology is my Pastor.
I've got the best Pastor. 
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Anything that dims my vision for Christ, or takes away my taste for Bible study, or cramps me in my prayer life, or makes Christian work difficult, is wrong for me; and I must, as a Christian turn away from it. – J. Wilbur Chapman |
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04-11-2008, 02:23 PM
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Anything that dims my vision for Christ, or takes away my taste for Bible study, or cramps me in my prayer life, or makes Christian work difficult, is wrong for me; and I must, as a Christian turn away from it. – J. Wilbur Chapman |
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04-11-2008, 07:18 PM
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I pray, dance, and sing. As I am tone deaf, I only sing when no one is around...or in such a large crowd that no one can tell it's me
I like to dance, but people are reminded of "Elaine" from Seinfeld when I do. The only one who doesn't tease me when I dance is my little girl...so she is the only one I dance in front of...my son gets creaped out, and my DH gets a good laugh...my little girl dances with me!
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?
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