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Today, no one goes hungry
All people are fed The ocians are clean Lake Erie's not dead. The Irish aren't fighting The Arabs love Jews The swords are now plowshares Now ain't that good news? The water's delicious The air is so clear On top of a mountain You see to next year. Couples stay married Children are jewels Sure got you going! APRIL FOOLS!!
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Hey Sis your shoes are untied.
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Ha ha .... Happy April Fool's Day to you too Bonnie
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My friend called me yesterday and told me he was pregnant!
![]() Course I didn't believe it. Hah. I can never think if April Fool's jokes that don't seem downright cruel, hee hee.
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Ha. Ha.
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