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FOR ALL THE YOUNG AT HEART SUCH AS...
> > > The first day of school our professor introduced himself > and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already > know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched > my shoulder. > > I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady > beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire > being. > > She said, 'Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven > years old. Can I give you a hug?' > > I laughed and enthusiastically responded, 'Of course you > may!' and she gave me a giant squeeze. > > 'Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?' I > asked. > > She jokingly replied, 'I'm here to meet a rich husband, > get married, and have a couple of kids...' > > 'No seriously,' I asked. I was curious what may have > motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. > > 'I always dreamed of having a college education and now > I'm getting one!' she told me. > > After class we walked to the student union building and > shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. > Every day for the next three months we would leave class > together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized > listening to this 'time machine' as she shared her wisdom > and experience with me. > > Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and > she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to > dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon > her from the other students. She was living it up. > > At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our > football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. > She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she > began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her > three by five cards on the floor. > > Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the > microphone and simply said, 'I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I > gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll > never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you > what I know.' > > As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, '! We do > not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because > we stop playing. > > There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, > and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor > every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your > dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who > are dead and don't even know it! There is a huge > difference between growing older and growing up. > > If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full > year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn > twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay > in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn > eighty-eight. > Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or > ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding > opportunity in change. Have no regrets. > > The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, > but rather for things we did not do. The only people who > fear death are those with regrets.' > > She concluded her speech by courageously singing 'The > Rose.' She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and > live them out in our daily lives. At the year's end Rose > finished the college degree she had begun all those years > ago. > > One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her > sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her > funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by > example that it's never too late to be all you can > possibly be. > >
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Hey Violet ..... I like that ....
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