Who am I

A Biker Story As Told By The Liberal Press

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says:
"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my
whole life."

The biker replies: "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the
first page. What motorcycle do you ride?"

"A Harley Davidson", was the biker's response.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

"BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."

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Blessings to all

Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD,
thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.

J. Damascene

*smacks own forehead*



What would be even more ironic is if the lion had been bred in captivity

Theophilus

That was good






Cliff

Housesitter

I love that story. Thanks.

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Ray
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