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02-29-2008, 07:59 PM
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What kind of car does God have?
Well...it says in the bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.  What did Adam and Eve do after being driven out of the Garden? They raised Cain, of course. Did you know Moses broke all 10 commandments at once? A pastor boasted to another: "I didn't know my wife until after we were married...did you?" The other pastor said, "I don't know...what was her maiden name?"
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02-29-2008, 08:08 PM
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 Here's a few more... Did you know that there was baseball in the Bible? "In the BIG Inning God created the heavens & the earth" Did you know there were cars in the New Testament? Acts 2:1 When the Day of Pentecost had fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. How does God keep the oceans clean? Tide twice a day! Why didn't they play cards on Noahs Ark? Because Noah was always on the deck!
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?
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02-29-2008, 08:51 PM
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 I remember these! My teacher in Good News read them to us, and we used to say them all the time, long after she was sick and tired of them, hee hee!
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