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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond e opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given el cabrone tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


(Oh, this is GOOD!!!)


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,


"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"

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Romans 6:4
4 Therefore we were buried with Him through baptism into death, that just as Christ was raised from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life.

Who am I

That was good.

I'm glad it's almost time to shave my head again.

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Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD,
thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.

adonaicole

Bologna again?????? I make my own lunches....

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Love one another, for that is pure, undefiled religion.

Don

Boanerges

Most of the blondes I know suffer from proxideatosis.

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Anything that dims my vision for Christ, or takes away my taste for Bible study, or cramps me in my prayer life, or makes Christian work difficult, is wrong for me; and I must, as a Christian turn away from it. – J. Wilbur Chapman

adonaicole

[quote][Most of the blondes I know suffer from proxideatosis./QUOTE]

Not me, I just suffer from grayarounddedges.

By the by, this is not the first blonde guy joke, I get them all the time.

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Love one another, for that is pure, undefiled religion.

Don

Whirlwind

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