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Old 02-24-2008, 07:28 AM   #1
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Today's CleanLaugh - "Tea Service"
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in
which my arm had been broken. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'
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Yummy!
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ahahaha. Good 1!

This is already in "Dusty's Jokes" IIRC
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ahahaha. Good 1!

This is already in "Dusty's Jokes" IIRC

Good and yes it is already there in my jokes.... Thanks Mark.... I guess some body reads them... LOL
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good job it wasn,t chocolate,lol.
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LOL

Thanks for that laugh. Felt good.
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