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A group of men and one blonde lady were in a boat together when the boat started to get into some difficulty. The boat started to take on water and they had to send out a distress signal. In the nick of time a rescue helicopter arrived, a rope was let down to the stricken boat and they were told to all grab hold of it so that they could be pulled to safety. Unfortunately there were too many people clinging to the rope and the pilot in the helicopter said that it was no good - someone would have to let go of the rope all they would all be doomed. Each man called out why he could not be sacrificed, then the blonde cried "I am only a woman, I know my place. My place is to support men and to provide for their every need. My place is to sacrifice myself so that they should survive"
At hearing this speech, all the men clapped....
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02-20-2008, 09:22 PM
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  Three cheers for the blonde  
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02-21-2008, 10:18 PM
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Hmmmm I may bleach my hair now...
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?
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Another Blond Joke
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