Who am I

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."

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Blessings to all

Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD,
thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.

Boanerges

Now that was funny!

Boanerges

Good job everyone involved- you guys rock!

Dusty

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Trials prove a Christian

Love confirms a Christian

But death crowns a Christian

Banarenth

We do?!? I mean, yes!! Of course we do. I totally rock!!!

Rooster: What could this possibly have to do with you

Bana: Doesn't everything

Donkey: You weren't kidding, he really DOES think everything is about him

Rooster: Hang around long enough, and you might even start thinking he's right

Donkey: <_< I think we're gonna need another helper...

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Psalm91

That was very funny!! lol

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A day without giving is a day without love.....

Draverd

thats a good one XD