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Old 02-11-2008, 04:40 AM   #1
 
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Just a fun thread, in case y'all got bored!

What would you do if your car got stolen?

a). Scream! Then, STOP, DROP, and ROLL.
b). Go to the nearest bank, jump over the counter, look around, squeak like a monkey, then run before CNN gets there.
c). Take a deep breath and look around for it - you're old anyways so of course you can replace a car...being so old....
d). Call 911 - DUH!

or...

What would you do if you were in a airport and crazy people ran in, with "bombs" strapped to themselves?

a). Be like everyone else! AAAHHHHHHHHH!
b). Play dead!
c). Go to Starbucks, get <insert number of people here!> lattes and serve 'em up.
d). Be the only person to have enough sense to call S.W.A.T., security, and the latter. Why can't people be reasonable when in near-death situations? Goodness.

or....

What do you do when you are bored?

a). Watch two-year-old children shows and laugh because it is so pointless. 8O = crazy face
b). Scare you neighbors by being a "peeping tom" or "peeping mary" >=}
c). Drive up to Wal-Mart, grab a cart and go "WWWEEE" up the aisles going 90 mph and running over people!!!!! OH YEAH!!
d). Um...I usually catch up on things...like...Bible reading...or...actually getting exercise. ahem >_> <_<

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d). Um...I usually catch up on things...like...Bible reading...or...actually getting exercise. ahem >_> <_<

THEN....

c). Drive up to Wal-Mart, grab a cart and go "WWWEEE" up the aisles going 90 mph and running over people!!!!! OH YEAH!!

I wouldn't run over anyone though!

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