NearertoGod

ALL-YOU-CAN EAT CAFE SERVING WHATEVER IS EDIBLE OUT THERE!!! NOT TO MENTION - EVERYTHING IS UNDER $20.00! DOESN'T THAT SOUND DANGEROUS?

1: THESE ITEMS ARE SO PAINFUL, IT'S PAINFUL.

Item #1 - Fried cactus!
Good for picking your teeth with - want a mouthful of cactus thorns too? We don't pluck them thorns either. Fried in 100 gallons of oil so that the fat count is outrageous.
$.99 cents + your Blue Shield insurance - CALL 911 AFTER EATING THIS DISH!

Item #2 - Porcuppine Salad
Yum, yum, yum! Lots of porcuppine nettles in this salad - enough to scare your neighbors without the lightning and sound effects! We get 1,000 porcuppines and the nettles are the lettuce, and there is nothing else except nettles, nettles, and more nettles!
$1.00 ... don't forgot to bring pliers.

Item #3 - THE WORLD'S HOTTEST CHILI.
SO HOT, YOU'LL BE ON FIRE FOR TWO YEARS! MAKE SURE TO BRING LOTS OF MILK (THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THE FIREE!)
$2.00; don't forgot to stop-drop-and-roll, 2 customers have already exploded in flames.

2: THESE ITEMS ARE FOODS PUT TOGETHER THAT SHOULD NEVER BE PUT TOGETHER!

Item #4: Chili Cheese & Potato ice cream nachos with salmon chips
YUMMY! You'll ready need some TUMS for this one.
$4.99 plus those TUMS.

Item #5 - Beef burrito with 2-day-old beans, peppers (SPICY!), and Oreo Cookies!
............[this food is so bad - the description fainted]
$.01 (it is so cheap because it is so weird)

Item #6: Milk shake made from carbonated water, pickles, soap, melons, and lemons!

$.11 BEST SELLER ON THE LIST!

Come on in!

Located in:

Weirds Town, United Weird, 191WEIRD
Call us at: (000) DONT-EAT-HERE today!

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As a Helper at CFS I am here to assist the members. I will try to help you as best as possible so please do not hesitate to come to me with any questions or concerns you may have.

Jesus came here not condemn, but to save.

Nature is God's gift to us. He loves it as much as He loves us, and we should give respect to Nature because believe it or not - it takes care of me and you more than you know.

Psalm91

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A day without giving is a day without love.....

Whirlwind

...wait a minute! I think I ate there once!

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Chapter-by-Chapter, verse-by-verse.
Jesus is the Living Word.

Boanerges

That kind of reminds me of the "Road Kill Grill"!

NearertoGod

I guess your Doc advised you not to go back again! xD

We used to have that poster on the kitchen cabinet at my grandmother's house. Me and my cousin thought it was hilarious, but my grandmother said she couldn't eat or cook while having to look at a hamburger with a rat's tail hanging out of it.

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As a Helper at CFS I am here to assist the members. I will try to help you as best as possible so please do not hesitate to come to me with any questions or concerns you may have.

Jesus came here not condemn, but to save.

Nature is God's gift to us. He loves it as much as He loves us, and we should give respect to Nature because believe it or not - it takes care of me and you more than you know.