Who am I

I was reading through “I have a cursing problem” and I thought of another one.

I was in one of the houses at work. No one was home and it had been a while since I had toured the house just to see if everything is holding together. I just do a quick walkthrough of all the rooms and make a visual inspection. I walked into the bedroom at the end of the hall. The door was closed, when I walked into the room, I instantly cussed out loud. “WHAT THE *&#$&*

It was bad… real bad. They decided to try to paint the bedroom themselves. Notice I said “try” to paint the bedroom. It was the absolute worst paintjob I ever saw, and it was only ¾ done. That just made it worse. Paint all over the wood work… on the ceiling… on the switches and outlets…

I decided I better let my boss know. When I got back to the office, I went up to her and said, “Have you seen so and so’s bedroom at the Buffalo Lake house? She just smiled and said, “yes, I saw it, but didn’t want to tell you about it and upset you”. I then asked her if she cussed out loud when she saw the room.
She said, “as a matter of fact… I did”. I didn’t feel too bad for cussing then, knowing that the paintjob made a woman cuss.

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Blessings to all

Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD,
thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.

KitsapGirl

Proof that God has a sense of humor too!!!!


Just had one happen yesterday...

Our General Manager managed to pull a prank on our office...He works in the Oregon office...we're in Gig Harbor, WA...about three hours away.

Anyway, he had OR printer print off 50 copies that annonymously said...

"My Bosses name" is a big goon! He is tyrannical, and needs to be stopped! If you agree, wad this paper up & throw it at him immediately!

I wish you knew my boss......he's a teddy bear...

So we played one on the GM in the Oregon office...because turnabout IS fair play.

We typed up HIS (the GM) resignation letter stating the reasons why he was leavng the company was because "my bosses name" is the best manager he had ever seen, and knew that he would pale in comparison to him when everyone else met him...so he felt he needed to do the right thing for our company, and seek employment elsewhere.

We called the GM's boss to fill her in on what we had done, the had the phoney resignation letter print out on their many printers.

The Oregon office had a good laugh before he found out what we had done...

I just LOVE a good clean prank!

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KitsapGirl

Hey! Just what do you do? You basically described the type of work my office does!

Construction Contract Management...

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Whirlwind

One of our past employees bought a very nice coffee maker that crushes beans and such. Over the years, this machine has been battered and abused.

Recently, the lid wouldn't stay down because a tab broke off. The machine will not percolate unless the lid is closed. So someone opened the cupboard and found an old can of peaches up there and used this to keep the lid down.

Anyway - the fax machine stopped working last week and nobody could figure it out. I finally realized that the cover wasn't staying down, you had to press it to keep it down to allow a fax to come through, so I went and told my supervisor.

She said..."Maybe you should...uh..."

"...find another can of peaches?" I asked her.

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