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Old 02-05-2008, 11:15 PM   #1
 
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried

Any reason this isn't in "Humor"?
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None, I am moving it now!
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None, I am moving it now!
There we go.

btw, cars were originally invented as a means to escape more quickly from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

I got a million of 'em
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Chuck Norris...

can slam a revolving door,

knows the last digit of pi,

and...

can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves.
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Chuck Norris...

can slam a revolving door,

knows the last digit of pi,

and...

can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves.
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The pen is mightier than the sword... but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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