Listerine as mosquito spray ????? - Page 2

Boanerges · 04-13-2008, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dusty

Ha ha ..... Dean. Well if we are gargling this stuff and it can kill mosquitoes what is it doing to our mouths ?

Have you seen the commercial with the guy eating Louisiana hit sauce? A mosquito bites ham, flies off and bursts into flames.

Who am I · 04-13-2008, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Whirlwind

Yeeeesh. Hear that Dean? Poof! No more eyebrows.

My ex-wife used to make me carry her purse around, too. But today, people wouldn't notice because all the metrosexuals have "man-bags" anyway.

But thanks for the warning, Pastor. I sure wouldn't want to be lugging my wife's purse around WITH eyebrows painted on, hee hee hee

I hear that. I’m already starting to get the “old man” eyebrows. The extra long white ones are starting to show up. I have to pluck one or two out each month. I’ll do that until I get married again… then I can just let myself go. Unibrow… man bag… fanny pack… the whole 9 yards.

What was this thread about again?
Something about killer misquotes invading Minnesota from Louisiana because they ran out of hot sauce?

Boanerges · 04-13-2008, 04:50 AM

That cannot be as we would never run out of hot sauce.

Who am I · 04-13-2008, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Boanerges

Have you seen the commercial with the guy eating Louisiana hit sauce? A mosquito bites ham, flies off and bursts into flames.

Hey… don’t joke about that. I hear the terrorists are training them in as suicide bombers.
I think there’s a thread somewhere about how they are coming up to Minnesota.

And Whirlwind is worried about Bigfoot?
(Just kidding. God only knows what’s out there)

Boanerges · 04-13-2008, 04:54 AM

Bigfoot I can hear coming it's littlefoot I am worried about!

Dusty · 04-14-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Boanerges

Have you seen the commercial with the guy eating Louisiana hit sauce? A mosquito bites ham, flies off and bursts into flames.

Nope .... We don't get the same commercials as you guys although a lot of them do come from the States

Dusty · 04-14-2008, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NearertoGod

Lol, "man-bags".

I know when the mosquitos were really bad in our area, I would put scented lotion on my legs, arms and neck. I never got bit after that.

Also, burning candles in your room and turning on the ceiling fan will get rid of them little suckers, they don't like the smoke.

I think there's some kind of plant they don't like...it's not mint but it's close to mint.

It's called a citronella plant..... Don't know if the spelling is right. Well I don't think burning candles would be my solution as what if I fell asleedp and the cats knocked over the candles. ?

Boanerges · 04-14-2008, 03:09 PM

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big we are considering making them the State bird.

Who am I · 04-14-2008, 03:42 PM

Just put up a sign.
That should keep the pesky critters away.

Whirlwind · 04-14-2008, 04:29 PM

My old, old, old ex-wife used to buy that skin-so-soft stuff from Avon. Or was it feet-so-soft? Something like that. It used to keep the bugs away, too.

What was amazing? By accident, I got some of it on my gameboy one night (no kidding!) and when I went to wipe it off...the paint came right off!

Honestly, try it!

Bo - there really are smaller versions of bigfoot. They're called Stick Indians; our legends speak highly of them. These, I did see when I was a little boy. It was an amazing sight. My grandma told me that my life was going to be extraordinary. So far, she was right.

Poof!

Hey wadda ya know. Skin-so-soft bursts into flames, too.

04-13-2008, 04:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
Boanerges Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: St Rose LA Posts: 16,835 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 18	That cannot be as we would never run out of hot sauce. __________________ Because the Lord Jesus died on the Cross, I have received forgiveness of sins; because the Lord Jesus rose from the dead, I have received new life; because the Lord Jesus has been exalted to the right hand of the Father, I have received the outpoured Spirit. All is because of Him; nothing is because of me." Watchman Nee

04-13-2008, 04:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
Boanerges Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: St Rose LA Posts: 16,835 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 18	Bigfoot I can hear coming it's littlefoot I am worried about! __________________ Because the Lord Jesus died on the Cross, I have received forgiveness of sins; because the Lord Jesus rose from the dead, I have received new life; because the Lord Jesus has been exalted to the right hand of the Father, I have received the outpoured Spirit. All is because of Him; nothing is because of me." Watchman Nee

04-14-2008, 03:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
Boanerges Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: St Rose LA Posts: 16,835 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 18	The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big we are considering making them the State bird. __________________ Because the Lord Jesus died on the Cross, I have received forgiveness of sins; because the Lord Jesus rose from the dead, I have received new life; because the Lord Jesus has been exalted to the right hand of the Father, I have received the outpoured Spirit. All is because of Him; nothing is because of me." Watchman Nee

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Who am I Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,275 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 2	Just put up a sign. That should keep the pesky critters away. __________________ Blessings to all Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.

04-14-2008, 04:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
Whirlwind Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Oregon Posts: 2,964 Rep Power: 3	My old, old, old ex-wife used to buy that skin-so-soft stuff from Avon. Or was it feet-so-soft? Something like that. It used to keep the bugs away, too. What was amazing? By accident, I got some of it on my gameboy one night (no kidding!) and when I went to wipe it off...the paint came right off! Honestly, try it! Bo - there really are smaller versions of bigfoot. They're called Stick Indians; our legends speak highly of them. These, I did see when I was a little boy. It was an amazing sight. My grandma told me that my life was going to be extraordinary. So far, she was right. Poof! Hey wadda ya know. Skin-so-soft bursts into flames, too. __________________ Chapter-by-Chapter, verse-by-verse. Jesus is the Living Word.

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