Recall notice!

I was searching my posts and found this. it's well worth mentioning it again.

RECALL NOTICE:




The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion






The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.






The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.






The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

Because He Lives

Jesus was born of the virgin Mary by the Holy Spirit, was crucified on the cross for our sins, died then rose again to be seated at the right hand of God the Father all mighty to reign for ever and ever.



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John3:16 says

" For God so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON, that whoever believes in HIM should not perish but have everlasting life"


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Cool! I really like illustrations like this. I will search for Czech version and if I do not find any, I will translate it :-D
 
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

A friend of mine one pointed out (or suggested for thought) that this may not be so much a list of different fruits that the spirit can instill in us, but a description of a single fruit.

To make it more clear, I could make a list of fruit such as orange, apple, peach, banana, etc. OR I could hold up an orange and state "This fruit is orange in color, it is juicy, it is nourishing, etc.

So rather than saying that there are so many different fruit from the Spirit it may be describing a single fruit as having or producing the qualities of Love and Joy and Peace and Patience and Kindness and Goodness and Faithfulness and Gentleness and Self control. To exhibit one and not the others is to exhibit either some other fruit or a stunted variety.

I am not a scholar of the original languages, and I do not claim this to be the correct meaning, but I can see intriguing applications.

We are to exhibit the Spirit to those around us. That spirit should have all these qualities, not just one or two.
 
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