Allll aboard! Welcome to the Angel plane Tickets are absolutely FREE. You just need to accept Jesus as Lord and savior. Today we will be going to Heaven non stop. Your pilot for today is Jesus Christ. I will be HIS co pilot. We have unlimited seating and only window seats available. How cool is that.
For your comfort we have cloud pillows for you to rest on. For dinner this evening we will be serving the Bread of life! And for drinks we will be serving "Living Water" All you can eat and all you can drink for FREE!. The tickets have already been paid for by our Perfect pilot Jesus. HE paid for our tickets with Blood , sweat and tears. So come on everybody, let's take a ride to Paradise! O did I mention the flight attendants look like Angels!!! O wow! I'll leave the door open for ya. God Bless you all and enjoy your flight to Heaven
For your comfort we have cloud pillows for you to rest on. For dinner this evening we will be serving the Bread of life! And for drinks we will be serving "Living Water" All you can eat and all you can drink for FREE!. The tickets have already been paid for by our Perfect pilot Jesus. HE paid for our tickets with Blood , sweat and tears. So come on everybody, let's take a ride to Paradise! O did I mention the flight attendants look like Angels!!! O wow! I'll leave the door open for ya. God Bless you all and enjoy your flight to Heaven