![]() |
![]() |
|
|
|
|||||||
| General Discussions Topics that don't fit anywhere else. |
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
#1 | ||
|
Senior Member
|
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
__________________
Eccle 12:13 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man. 12:14 For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.
|
||
|
|
|
|
|
#4 | ||
![]() Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Toronto
Posts: 10,083
Rep Power: 12 ![]() |
![]() you snooze.... You loose. Ha Ha
__________________
Trials prove a Christian Love confirms a Christian But death crowns a Christian |
||
|
|
|
|
|
#6 | ||
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: The Secret Place
Posts: 1,346
Rep Power: 3 ![]() |
Lol, so true.
And it only takes 5 minutes for us to get dressed
__________________
If you love the devil, he hates you. If you hate the devil, he still hates you. If you love God, He loves you. If you hate God, He still loves you. ![]() |
||
|
|
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|