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Old 10-26-2007, 09:45 PM   #1
 
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Subject: Test for Dementia



Test for Dementia
B
elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....
< BR>First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but
don'ttake as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:

I
f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:

V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take
1000 and add 40to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 !
Now add
10. What is the total?



Did you get
5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100




If you don't believe i t, now check it with a ! calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:48 PM   #2
 
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Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer
Nunu?
NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary.Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round:


A
mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfullyexpresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?






He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple...

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Old 10-26-2007, 10:20 PM   #3
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I got them all right, except I answered nunu instead of mary. That one snuck up on me.
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No dementia here.... wooo Hoooo

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Ginko Baloba for Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What? I got it all wrong.
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Oh no brother Jeff. Don't worry I'll come and visit you in the nursing home. Just kidding. I'll be there before you.
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I only got 1 right! The blind man~
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well... i got the math one right.. after i went back and did it for the 4th time! haha.. none of them on the first try!
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Ah geez... What kind of sadistic treatment is this, eh, Boanerges?!

I didn't get any of them right! Does that mean I need treatment for Dementia?

Laura

Like Dusty said... I'm not as think as you dumb I am!
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