1. If you've ever wondered why people spend nearly two dollars on a little bottle of Evian water, try spelling 'Evian' backwards.
2. If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
3. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
6. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car is not called a racist?
7. Why isn't the number eleven pronounced 'onety one'?
8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
10. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
11. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
12. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
13. What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zig-zag?