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Old 07-19-2008, 02:13 PM   #11
 
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Ah yes it does but they are all true.

She is my first wife and she is my present wife as I have only had the one.
She is always late for appointments so she is my late wife.

She knows I am only joking!!
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Old 07-19-2008, 02:15 PM   #12
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hahaha.THAT is funny -faints-
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Ah yes it does but they are all true.

She is my first wife and she is my present wife as I have only had the one.
She is always late for appointments so she is my late wife.

She knows I am only joking!!
Ray ..... I think the way you worded it. She is my late wife sounded as if she had passed on ...... He he . ..... Wording is so important . I knew what you meant but it is funny ..... LOL

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Just remember this Ray:
The man is the head of the house but the woman is the neck- the neck moves the head any which way it turns!
He he ....... You learn your lessons well my son.... Yay, for the girls. Hey where can I find a man like you ????? Ha ha
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Ray ..... I think the way you worded it. She is my late wife sounded as if she had passed on ...... He he . ..... Wording is so important . I knew what you meant but it is funny ..... LOL



But Dusty that was deliberate. It was all a play on words.
My first wife sounds as if I have had more than one. I have not
My present wife sounds as if I had a previous. I have not.
My late wife sounds as though she has 'passed on' but no she is just late.
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Good night everybody. Been a very hectic day, said my prayers ate dinner n Im crashin!! O ya I made the ol lady water the garden Hahahahahaha!!! Lord Bless her heart Amen!
I hope you are awake and refreshed by now big C!
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Ah man!! I never said "old" I said "OL" I understand in MexAmerican that "OL" is a respect to da wife. Unless I was informed incorrectly. I have known this term for 40 years. I would never disrespect my wife not willingly anyways. She is a God fearin lady!! If it were'nt for her I would be a lost soul!! She keeps me aware O Yeah!! God Bless her heart!
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But Dusty that was deliberate. It was all a play on words.
My first wife sounds as if I have had more than one. I have not
My present wife sounds as if I had a previous. I have not.
My late wife sounds as though she has 'passed on' but no she is just late.

OOps..... Sorry.... I am a little slow on the uptake. Got to forgive this ol" senior.
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He he ....... You learn your lessons well my son.... Yay, for the girls. Hey where can I find a man like you ????? Ha ha
Fortunately for the rest of the world the Lord broke the mold after He made me.
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Fortunately for the rest of the world the Lord broke the mold after He made me.

...... Touche
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