Dusty

Only in Canada.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in Canada.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Only in Canada.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


Only in Canada .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in Canada. .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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Boanerges

Sorry mom but those things are sadly everywhere!

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Mark_18

Canada Fights Back:

-No argument

-I had a whopper, fries and diet coke just last night. How is having the diet coke besides a regular coke any different from if you were to do it without the burger and fries? Less sugar is less sugar.

-Pens will disappear just as easily with closed doors.

-Try leaving your stored stuff in the driveway, see if it stays there, and how it looks.

-People often want hot dogs without the buns. We do buy them in matching quantities too.

-The braille lattering is so you can pull in backwards and have your blind passenger use the machine. :P

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Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions.
Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy.

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YelowJacket

In Canada we drive on the Parkway and Park in the Driveway.

We call ground beef "Ham" burger.

When our feet end up over our head, like when you slip on ice, we call it going "head over heels" when actually its "heels over head"

We can sure laugh at ourselves though.

Dusty

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Mark_18

No you don't have the calories that would've been int he regular coke....

Sorry to be so anoying, but it's true XD

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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions.
Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy.

JOKE POLICE

GrannyG

Because........

In the USA..... drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

In the USA..... people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

In the USA..... banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

In the USA..... we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

In the USA..... we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

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Who am I

All that stuff is nothing.
Here in Minnesota, we have a hospital. It’s called Abbot Northwest. I’ve had three neck surgeries there. I saw it with my own eyes. It is also one of the best heart hospitals there is.
That’s right… “HEART HOSPITAL”

They also opened up a McDonalds right inside the hospital.
That’s right… “MCDONALDS”

So… do you think they are trying to get a little more business?


Only in the USA… can you get a burger before you leave the hospital after your bypass surgery.


Personally, I think it’s a little ridiculous.

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Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD,
thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.

Dusty

You're right Dean.... What kind of advertising is that ? We have been inundated with the fast food industry and now we are paying the price and we are seeing more young people with heart problems and yes even stroke which was unheard of in years past.

Hey Granny....

Quote:

Don't tell me that that is why the US is the way it is! Don't tell me that the US has been secretly invaded by our neighbors to the North - no names, please. Don't tell me that our neighbors to the North - no names, please - have been designing the US's drug stores, markets, banks, behavior, etc. Please tell me the US is a free intity still. Please don't tell me that the US has been overun by the neighbors to the North and all they ways.

Ha ha ..... Secretly invaded. I don't think it is a secret. .... He he . Oh well we like to share Ha ha. That's just being neibourly.

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Who am I

could be a problem... EH?

Oh oh... did I say that outloud?

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Blessings to all

Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD,
thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.