There are other dangers in this world...
Not just the ones on TV...
Or in the newspaper.

They are
Real.
They are
Close.
These are the REAL dangers you can't see on Television.

Close your windows.
Lock your doors.
Bring in the pets.

Because they are coming!

So what are these dangers?
Let's start with the first ones...
Your
Neighbors.
They may look unsuspecting...but they are more than just friendly neighbors...
They have SECRET INTELLIGENCE!
YES! SECRET!
SECRET.
SECRET!
They take pictures of you going to the store,
driving up the street.
IT IS TRUE.
THESE PEOPLE ARE SENDING THIS INFORMATION TO PLANT X9122FLU
YOU MUST MOVE TO ALASKA!
OR CHANGE YOUR NAME AND RUN!
THEY'RE WATCHING...
RIGHT NOW!
RUN! RUN! RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

Okay, now the second one...
the one you shop at everyday,
get your food...
needs...
supplies...
the infamous, most deadly place on Earth...worse than any cheesy movie...
Wal Mart!
You don't know what is going on in this place!
They have 42nd Century Items!
Stuff that can only be accessed by WAL MART TIME TRAVEL!
And everything you buy...
Is Tracked.
Yes, Tracked.
That harmless little detergent bottle is not harmless.
It has a video camera and a microphone
Inside!
DON'T GO IN THERE!
THEY ARE TRACKING YOU!
AND THEY KNOW IT!
THEY KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU VISIT!
WHAT YOU BUY...
WHAT YOU THINK!
EVERYTHING!
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!