10 things you shouldn't say to a policeman
1 - can I put your handcuffs on you?
2 - shouldn't you finish that donut?
3 - did you come.....ALONE???
4 - I was practicing for when I go to Europe. They drive on the left side of the road, you know.
5 - You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
6- Can you teach me how to walk the line I never could figure out how?
7. I dont exist! You're just schizophrenic.
8- I'm telling your mother!
9-Your fly's down [lol]
10 - Is a legally blind person allowed to drive?
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"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go."
--Joshua 1:9 (NIV)
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