One of the many signatures I have used on the internet is:
I'm short, fat, and funny. Oops, typo...that should say short, fat, and furry!
Another one I've used many times is:
I'm short, fat, and furry. Just kidding, I'm really not that short!
Sorry, I'm getting off topic. I like my name, so I'd have to say that I should have been named Daniel!
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