I AM jealous!!! I'm telling you.
Last time I got my nails done was when I was like 5 or 6.

I had a mean big sister who liked to dress me up and put makeup on me and do my hair and such. Mom would come walking into the room and I'd be standing there looking like ET. Mom would scream, "What are you doing to him!?"
'course, today it's all cammo pants and muscle shirts. *ahem*.