Mark_18

Chocolate is just another snack? Yea, right. I ate too much chocolate today, and tomorrow I'll have a new pimple and be 200 situps further from revealing my abs.

To compensate I'm going to drink lots of water tonight, do situps, and go for a long bike ride.

Hey my nails finally grew long enough that I now understand why the ladies make a big deal of breaking a nail. It is a big deal when you break off like 1/2 an inch of nail! It was more like 1/4" but w/e.

I am happy about not having to give birth though

Then again that's a real blessing. It can't hurt that much...

*Hides under desk*

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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions.
Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy.

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