1)
Write everything in the same color as the background. (my eyes are bleeding now, thx for that)
2) Change the topic...HiJack the thread (Really? That's our primary goal on my forum)(I try not to, honest!)
3) Rooster: Try to flirt with EVERY girl who joins no matter how much younger she is than you (Eeep?)
4) Tell the mods what they can do with their rules for the forum
5) not tell anyone you're really being sarcastic when you say that you hate puppies...or kitties...or
fill in cute cuddly animal...
6) Post like a kazillion posts in a row...