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Old 02-21-2008, 12:43 PM   #299
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Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job eight years ago, he hasn't even looked
for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
B.S. with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our
daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me

and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman - you don't need him
anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for
President of the United States . Act like one.
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