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Originally Posted by He'sMyLord
I did not see the recipe for fruitcake.
That is funny though.
Did you know that there really are people that like fruitcake?
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Did y'all know that there are some people who ARE 'fruitcakes'...
(present company not included).
I ain't had the 'priviledge' of havin' ta munch on one of them cakes in 15 years. I'm still trying ta pay the dentist for the new teeth that I had ta get after I tried ta eat that last one...
I wuz gonna make my own, but I hear tell that old George Warshington had a problem with them wooden choppers that he done had... so I let Doc Padgett fix me up with some store-bought teeth. I seen him workin' on 'em one mornin'. There was a wind up key in them originals and when y'all let go of them teeth, they start up moving all by theyselves makin' all kinds of racket. When I finally got 'em from the Doc, there weren't no key no more. My buddy, Billy Bob got a set from the Sears, Roebuck and Company catalog. Now when his wife pushes the garage door opener button, Billy Bob's jaw opens up. Can't hardly figure how that works...
