1 - Spill food on the customer
2 - Give the Indian customer, who ordered a veggie burger, a real hamburger instead.
3 - taste the customers drink to make sure it's what they ordered.
4 - Ask... where is my tip ?
5 - Pour coffee in their Orange Juice, or vice versa (I did this one!)
6 - Sit down at the table and join the discussion
7- HAVE VEGGIE BURGERS ON THE MENU!
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