1- Do you mind if we walk to the theatre, all that Chinese food gave me gas
2- And there was this one time, while I was in prison.....
3- OH man ..I left my wallet in my other pants
4- I once revived a chicken by using CPR.
5- We're going to have to go to the movieplex across town....it's the only one I'm not banned from.
6- I'm sorry, but I can't go on a date with you next Friday because I'm going out with my other boyfriend.
7_ Do you mind if we stop at the gun shop,...my fathers custom made shotgun finally came in....
8-will you marry me?
9- I a widower now 3 times...
10- My mom still listens to Disco!!!!!
