Whirlwind's Housekeeping Tips
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1. Everybody does his/her share. If you don't...adios.
2. Whoever does the laundry gets to keep whatever they find in the pockets (this helps in keeping pockets empty, he he he).
3. Do something to make your home beautiful every day. Hang a shelf, build a spice-rack, line your driveway with rocks, whatever. Lots of small things add up over a while.
4. Squeeze toothpaste into nail-holes in the walls to hide them when your parents come to visit.
