REAL CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
"Don't let worry kill you! Let the church help!"
"Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."
"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."
"For those of you who have children and didn't know it--we have a nursery downstairs."
"The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer."
"This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."
"Tuesday at 4:00PM there will be an ice cream social. We're asking that all ladies giving milk please come early."
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5:00PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers' Club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers will meet privately with the Pastor in his study.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement every Saturday.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Pastor, about donating to a charity: "I upped my pledge. Up yours!"
