If you're looking for new people to come join you...
Have beauty pagent style introductions...
MC: Mr. John Smith majored in economics, he likes to ride his bike on the beach with his dog Reggie. Seeking gainful employment as a housekeeper.
Mr Smith: turns, nods waves and smiles...then looks confused at the "housekeeper" remark exits stage left.
jj
I dunno...food...music...lame prizes. This always got me hook line & stinker...oops! sinker.
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Some people you can never please*You might as well just let them be*They mock everything not their own*From their imaginary throne*But I won't bow down*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*So hey hey, this song is for us*So put your hands in the air*if you're crazy like us Hey hey*Hey hey, that's freedom you hear*Comin' right to your ear*that's the sound from our bus Hey hey*Why try to be like someone else*When you can only be yourself?*No one can sing the song you do*Be true, be legendary you*So I won't sell out*even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy*Why kiss the feet of the*people who kick you*When you can be anything that you want to?