A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm:
"Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks
"Yes" comes the reply.
"Thank God," says the man "It's his birthday today."
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I think something is wrong with me, every time I poke myself it hurts."
He demonstrates this by poking himself himself in the head, then the belly, then the leg, and then the arm and each time he does he screams "Oooouch!"
"What's wrong with me Doctor? Tell me the worst!" says the man nervously.
The Doctor replies "You have a broken finger".
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