04-28-2006, 09:29 PM
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Guitar!
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Originally Posted by mustardseed
I play the piano, the guitar and the recorder. I like the piano best, somehow I think it's the most expressive.
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Piano is a cool instrument also!
I taught myself how to play the electric organ but
probably 'stink' compared to you!  ops:
The guitar I and others feel, is one of the most
'personal' musical instruments a person can play!
The creator, I think it was Segovia, a Spanish
musician, loved his wife so much that he had
a master craftsmen who was also a musician
design the 'shape' of a woman in the wood.
If you look at a guitar, especially the Spanish or
accoustic models, you will see the 'female' design
in it! Many guitarists over the years I have jammed
with aware of where and why the guitar is shaped
the way it is!
[1] The 'head', the tuning pegs [2] The fingerboard,
is called the 'neck' [3] Where the sound hole is, are
the two cut-aways, 'the breats' [4] Where the stings
are attched on the bottom is the 'bridge', conversing
into a 'V' shape the woman's private area [5] the lower
end of the guitar is the 'hips' of a woman [6] When you
turn the guitar around you have the 'back' of a woman
[7] And the lower end becomes the 'posterior' of a woman.
You 'hold' the guitar and 'draw' it 'closer' to you
as if you love and bring a woman closer!
You place it on your lap to admire it or suspend it
'around' your neck to pick or strum it.
You 'caress' the 'neck' of it [like a woman] and so on!
If you tried to put a 'piano' on your lap or around
your neck we would all be 'praying' for God to heal
you of a humungous hernia and broken bones! :lol:
My sense of humor! :lol:
God Bless,
Your brother in Christ,
Joe |
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