The Mummy - 2/10: Absolute garbage, drivel, hogwash, horsetrot, lollygagging...and I loved every minute of it!

You don't need a brain to watch this movie. You could just sit there and shovel in the popcorn (thank goodness for free refills). The effects are laughable. The plot is laughable. But it was good to see the gang back together again. I'm a Mummy fan (Brendan Fraiser mostly). I wasn't planning on going to see this movie, it just happened. 2 out of 10 gummy bears.