In Honour of Stupid People . . .
>> In case you needed further proof that the
>>human race is doomed
>> through stupidity, here are some actual label
>>instructions on
>> consumer goods.
>>
>>
>> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on
>>bottom) --
>> 'Do not turn upside down.'
>> (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
>>
>>
>> ==========================
>>
>>
>> On Sainsbury's peanuts --
>> 'Warning: contains nuts.'
>> (talk about a news flash)
>>
>> ===========================
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
>> 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery
>> after
>>taking
>> this medication.'
>> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
>>construction accidents if we
>> could just get those 5 year-olds with
>>head-colds off those bulldozers.)
>>
>>
>> ==========================
>>
>>
>>
>> On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
>> 'Product will be hot after heating.'
>> (...and you thought????...)
>>
>>
>> =======================
>>
>>
>>
>> On a Sears hairdryer --
>> Do not use while sleeping.
>> (That's the only time I have to work on my
>>hair.)
>>
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>>
>>
>>
>> On a bag of Fritos --
>> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
>> Details inside.
>> (the shoplifter special?)
>>
>>
>>
>>===========================
>>
>>
>> On a bar of Dial soap --
>> 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
>> (and that would be???....)
>>
>>
>> ============================
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On some Swanson frozen dinners --
>> 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
>> (but, it's just a suggestion.)
>>
>>
>>
>> ========================
>>
>>
>>
>> On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
>> 'Do not iron clothes on body.'
>> (but wouldn't this save me time?)
>>
>>
>>
>> ==============================
>>
>>
>>
>> On Nytol Sleep Aid --
>> 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
>> (..I'm taking this because???....)
>>
>>
>> ==============================
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On most brands of Christmas lights --
>> 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
>> (as opposed to what?)
>>
>>
>> ==========================
>>
>>
>>
>> On a Japanese food processor --
>> 'Not to be used for the other use.'
>> (now, somebody out there, help me on this.
>> I'm
>>a bit curious.)
>>
>>
>> ==============================
>>
>>
>>
>> On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
>> 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
>> (Step 3: say what?)
>>
>>
>> ===========================
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On a child's Superman costume --
>> 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you
>>to fly.'
>> (I don't blame the company. I blame the
>>parents for this one.)
>>
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>>
>>>>
>>
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>>
>>
>> ****Blessed are the cracked: for it is
>>they who let in the light*****
>>
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