There, there...! *pats you on the back* Just let it all go now. Sometimes it's good for us, my friend.
I heard some people complaining that there's no way to refuse the stimulus checks. I stepped in and told them...hey!

That's not fair to you or me!
If you don't want your stimulus check, then you should have the right to cash it, stick it in a white envelope and mail it to me!

That way you get your wish and I get mine!
*giggles*