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Old 07-22-2008, 06:18 AM   #1
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I'm serious - I don't want a funeral. I want it to be called a wedding, and everyone who will come is invited. I want my casket up front beside a cross, and someone to give my whole life testimony, and then give scripture and tell of the party I'm now having in heaven. And then everybody has food and loud Christian music and they party and dance. Now - the Holy Spirit is invited and alcohol is not. They must offer the new wine to anyone who is thirsty.

I also wanna be buried with a bible and a flashlight, just in case.

You guys have to have a party here on CFS too and say good things about me.
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Luke 15:31 - And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
Joel 2:28 - I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions.
Matthew 7:7 - Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Psalms 126:5 - Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy.

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