I got my laptop! Yay! *Does a cartwheel*
It's an HP Pavilion dv6000. It does everything under the sun, and when I push the side a little bitty remote controller pops out. I've never had a computer with 3MB of RAM before!
It has a wide-screen view. And the keys are so nice and quiet. Like typing on marshmallows.
All's I can say is that I'm not complaining. My last laptop was duct-taped together. While I had the resources to buy another one...this one made it seem like a gift. A blessing.
I promise to only use my new powers for the forces of good.