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Old 06-29-2008, 09:51 AM   #504
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Nice one moma!

This is what the guest speaker told us in church today;

seeking forgiveness

One day a man went to the confessional.
He said; father,forgive me for I've sinned.
Father; My son,what have you done that you want to confess?
M; I stole half,no a full load of hay from my neighbor.
This went on for quite sometime and the priest began to lose his patience.
F;My son,make up your mind.Is it half,or a full load?
M;Half.But I'm going back for the other half tonight..



He was trying to tell us that it doesn't work that way,we can't ask for forgiveness in advance to the deed that we are gonna commit.
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