How you know your neighbor is an alien
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How You Know Your Neighbor Is An
Alien
You may not realize it but those kind looking,
Soft-spoken seniors could be from another Planet.
Or the cute little kids with the adorable dog
Are SPIES from Planet XY9912LA-000
But here are some SIGNS
That will keep you ALIVE
And ways to keep yourself from being
SPIED ON
CAUSE THEY ARE SPIES!
SPIES YOU HEAR?!
1.
They own 1 Toyota Camry
That is SILVER
And the license plate has numbers
and one letter
EXAMPLE:
79108Y
SEE?
SEE?
SEE?????????
IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE!
THEY'RE AROUND US!!!!!!!!
2.
They don't use slang words
And don't shorten words like "what's"
And "don't"
Is it getting more familiar?
HUH
HUH
HUH?
IS IT?
YOU BET IT IS!!!
3.
They have all these weird
Robots in the house
UH HUH
ONES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!
OR COULD NEVER BUY YOURSELVES!!
OR WAS CONSIDERING BUYING BUT
THOUGHT AGAINST IT!
4.
Fiddle around with your computer
to much
O_O;
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN!!!!!
5.
WALK AT OUTRAGEOUS HOURS OF THE NIGHT!
LIKE 2:00 A.M.!!!!!!!!!
THEY'RE GETTING THE SPACESHIP READY!
*******
Peace
U Kool
Kindly brought to you by
NEARERTOGOD
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As a Helper at CFS I am here to assist the members. I will try to help you as best as possible so please do not hesitate to come to me with any questions or concerns you may have.
Jesus came here not condemn, but to save.
Nature is God's gift to us. He loves it as much as He loves us, and we should give respect to Nature because believe it or not - it takes care of me and you more than you know.
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