You might also be a redneck if...
Your idea of home entertainment is shooting your neighbor's tires.
You think Christopher Columbus was from South America.
You think Paula Dean is the country equivalent of Donald Trump.
You wash your clothes in a big bucket with a stick.
Your television set has fifty antennas.
You don't light candles in the bathroom because if you strike a match, the whole house will explode in flames.
Your uncle makes his own "suits" which is a jean jacket, a shirt he wears to the bar, some ratty sneakers, a toothpick, and some shorts.
You think China is on top of the world.
You think sushi is a piece of paper and meat stuck together.
Your mother still has recordings of you on the local news coming out of the Dollar store.
You call airplanes "cars with wings".
You think your great grandfather came from Britain, but he was really from Alabama.
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