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Old 05-13-2008, 01:54 AM   #396
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"Where did we come from?"

A little girl asked her Mother,
'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered,
'GOD made Adam and Eve and
they had children and so
all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl
asked her father the same
question.

The father answered,
'Many years ago there were
monkeys from which
the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned
to her mother and said,
'Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the
human race was created by God,
and Daddy said they developed
from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear,
it is very simple. I told you about
my side of the family and
your father told you about his.'
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