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Old 05-09-2008, 04:29 AM   #3
PrayerWorrior52
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Default another Golf joke..dont ask why...

ok.. one day a profesional golfer died and praise God he was saved so he went to heaven. when he gets there an angel greets him and tells him to feel free to explore b/c. hey after all we do have eternity.

the golfer starts exploring heaven and quickly finds a golf course. he goes to the angel in charge and asks if he could golf? the angel tells him he cannot today. but he will schedule him to golf with Jesus at noon the next day.

the next day the golfer meets up with Jesus and they go golfing.. about the 7th hole they come up behind an old man. Jesus insists that we let the man play through.

the old man gets up to the tee.. swings his club.. and nails the golf ball.. but it was heading for a pond... just before the golfball went into the water a fish jumped out of the water cought the ball. an eagle cought the fish and flew toward the hole. when finally the fish dropped the ball and it went in the cup.. hole in 1.

Jesus just stands up and yells. "Nice shot Dad!"
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