Silly-News - stuff you never thought could make news headlines:
July 15th, 2200
President Dick Ulpa of the United States of America was seen at Rick Donalds picking up a Big Slap for 2,99 poolas.
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The new holiday - Veggie Day - is a big hit. Everyone across the world is requested to eat vegetables and vegetable-soy products. Even the infamous "Heart Attack on a Fork" Steakhouse got healthier products with 90% less cholestoral than their regular meals.
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Gasoline prices reached a record low of $.20 a galloon at many gas stations. Areas are in the Midwest and the deep South. People were flying in from all over the U.S. trying to save money, with gas prices going between $2.00 - $10.00 a gallon.
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