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Old 04-23-2008, 12:52 AM   #372
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Default Here's a classic joke

A loving couple wanted a child for the longest time. After years of trying, they finally conceived and a child was born to them. Unfortunately, the child had a birth defect, in that he had no arms, no legs -- in fact, he had no body! Only a head. The couple loved their child anyway, and lavished upon him all their love and affection.

Several years later, their family doctor tells them that head transplant surgery has become a reality. "Finally," the doctor tells them, "Your son can have the body he's always needed. We have a body donor ready for him, so bring him in immediately!"

So the couple rushes home and excitedly tells their son, "We have a wonderful surprise for you!"

To which the son replies, "Oh no. Not another hat!"
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